Not Bowled Over? RETURN IT!

This is the little butternut bowl my friend bought for her friend (?), who did not say anything (it's also second on the left in that picture on the upper right where it says TURN TURN TURN). Tell me the truth: does it look like a salad bowl that cost two bucks at IKEA? Was she a total freak to give it as a wedding present? People are funny. Maybe the friend loved it and just ran out of time to thank her. Maybe the friend has already ditched it. GIVE IT BACK if ya don't like it, wherever you are. He doesn't produce things very fast (long story--he has three bowls he's made recently, but they're all "green" and need time--months, even, to cure...).